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@pixel OMG my wife and I had this exact conversation for the 15th yesterday

@monkchips Developer: Dark Mode is my aesthetic Goth: you sweet child

RT @mattgemmell: Son, I’ve opened my own veins with this knife; d’you really think I’m not going to use it on your paltry cardboard packagi…

RT @jilljubs: IMHO the most important job no one is hiring for in distributed organizations is someone whose full time role is understandin…

@bitprophet Lucky man! Looks sooooo nice.

Brain caught this out of the corner of my eye and I thought “why is our styling gel caffeinated? That’s next level” https://t.co/U7iPi4sOTk

@scalzi Alien priest

RT @rands: The Dreamweaver rule. That shalt never ever change the formatting or layout of my code.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter?

Me either, Twitter reminded me in a "notification". Such a Facebook wannabe. https://t.co/ZuFtcLbsLo

RT @leighalexander: got feelings? want to help? https://t.co/uDzk1yqVfH

RT @dhh: May RSS rise again. Stronger because we are wiser. Independent publishers sharing on open platforms with no surveillance capitalis…

RT @J_David_Clarke: This quote so perfectly and humorously describes Amos. @JamesSACorey #AbaddonsGate https://t.co/awLm1RykHn

RT @jephjacques: Holy shit https://t.co/EXml0mzeX1

RT @JmsDnns: @apgwoz This is the movie I actually want https://t.co/CVByMDScAD

RT @tweetsbyrocket: me: im terrified of vowels

therapist: why?

me: only sometimes

Doc learns async programming: "Marty! You're going to GET BACK... A FUTURE #sadtrombone

RT @wordglass: Ahem! Hi!

Dear NonNatives 2019 edition:

Nothing is your spirit animal. Not a person, place or thing. NOTHING is your spir…

@borkware @ElizabethFlux That, and I’m also “car phones attached to cars” old

I left Twitter for Mastodon, ended up on Pleroma, and now don’t really post anywhere.

I’m winning social media

RT @JuliusGoat: I have blocked the legislation that was on the docket since February

and which you were probably hoping would have preve…