@loudestnoise @BaconMethod @danbenjamin you only need to hold bacon up to a screen with http://t.co/sKLbC49JwF on it #ovennotrequired

@slicingeyeballs @ethank Monster was the band's "Achtung Baby" and for me, as beloved.

@adactio http://t.co/itGn8D4jAQ, née http://t.co/PYFgxkyKUO

@bitprophet Heh.

@bitprophet Yess :)

@bitprophet …why? just, why?

@benjammingh pretty sure JSONx is just the XML-RPC data encoding

RT @j_greig: Write a blog? You need to read @anildash's list of lessons learned in 15 years of writing: http://t.co/cGfJ5II2vK http://t.co/…

@kellan how will the aliens know how we lived without the historical documents #galaxyquest

@ethank well yeah that works too.

@ethank child face eating?

@gwalli nice!

RT @tehaveragejoel: "every family has that one huge weirdo" "NOT MY FAMILY!" I shout as I quickly exit the room, my six ducks on leashes in…

"That question is rhetorical. Please do not ask for a Sanistaros. Please"

#EveOnline http://t.co/bNnintuZ1w #tweetfleet

RT @teobesta: mt @BarnabyEdwards Emma Watson addresses UN on the importance of not demeaning women. Daily Mail reviews her outfit. http://t…

@jetjocko @scalzi except for iPhone 6+, that really is visible from space

@dbounds have not heard DiSO mentioned in forever. Cool.

Really liking some of the musical decisions in this Sia album (1000 forms of fear)

@kellan Q: how warm is my car every afternoon?

@lmorchard they call them "websites" - quel idee!