Dreamt last night I was trying to get hired back by two former employers. At the same time. In the same interviews #weird

@scalzi He loves dried fruit, but hates marketing-drivel product names. He's John Scalzi, and he's...

Craisin' Hell.

@simplebits do you have all your posts in the _posts directory? Make sure there are just a few of possible

RT @pattonoswalt: Liam Neeson's daughter from TAKEN is now a world-class assassin.

They thought they could kidnap her father.

They were.…

@mrgan yeah I know what you meant. I just never liked the term myself. "Random unknowns" more uplifting!

@mrgan I would not call any of those vocalists random nobodies. Crazy good.

Rage lunch

Some days I want to take my computer out to the shed, run the mig welder over it and make metal art for the rest of my life #howdocomputers

Yes sometimes i just put on my headphones and Sing Along with Sia #chandelier

Totally imagining a Person of Interest starring Jonathon Coulton as Jim Caviezel and John Hodgeman as Michael Emerson.

Feeling like I understand the concept of "bittersweet" today more than ever before. I am simultaneously joyous and full of a deep pain.

RT @anildash: Clearing up hard disk space so I am ready for Mac OS X Yosemite. No, so I can upgrade my OS, so I can download @siracusa's re…

@kcunning not hard. Chocolate-peanut butter no-bakes.

Modifuscation.

@willnorris dump cloudflare and use @fastly :-)

@willnorris talk to @fastly :-)

I'm struggling with a recursive processing bug and my VM is dying. Yup, it's Monday.

@bbum please tell me he's named Jabba

@sudama wow

I'm moving to Portland where it rains less than Phoenix #monsoon http://t.co/H1kNRKc8Mm