@lmorchard somehow knowing you're hacking EVE market data makes you even cooler to this nerd #nerds #internetspaceships
@wilw I need you cool. Are you cool #photoshopwilwheaton http://t.co/PrfbFHSwK3
@bitprophet torn between Alan Cumming-style "I'm invincible" and elephant-man "I'm hideous don't look at me #opslife
None#Mewithhair http://t.co/5HrLh0J68r
My sunglasses are truly offensive. Extremely polarizing #seewhatididthere
So does every sex act in Denver make one a member of the mile-high club #inquiringminds
Hey folks apparently books can be found in the form of words on dead trees #vacation
She shows me videos from Facebook, I show her GIFs from Twitter #howitis
RT @alyankovic: WORLD PREMIERE! New music video #WordCrimes up now #MandatoryFun #8videos8days http://t.co/iqXqNeK6Ko
Once again, @alyankovic is my guide to music the kids are digging #royals #foil #MandatoryFun
HAVE FUN NOW: Weird Al sells copies of songs he parodies for sure #radioactive #inactive #mandatoryfun
Can almost hear Kim Deal on First World Problems #weirdal #mandatoryfun
@alyankovic's new My Own Eyes is a great #foofighters send up!
@davewiner no pics from my iPhone are loading in full background. Help me Obi-Wan, you're my only hope #littlecardeditor
Vacation #yuengling #bbq http://t.co/oHoJzIlmtB
Daughter: I hope I can enjoy roller coasters when I'm really old <mimics using cane and groaning with hands in air> #thatsmykid
Her eyes #beautifuldaughter http://t.co/2ix7IMeLMO
Watching Thriller video in line at Kings Dominion. 13-yo: "creepy #kidsthesedays
Happy for the iPhone drop warranty right now #droppedit
Two glasses of wine and old R.E.M. videos #vacation @remhq