RT @WorshipSoundGuy #BassIsGrace Acts 6:8 And Stephen, full of BASS and power, was doing great wonders and signs among the people #IfGodW…

My youngest daughter looked at my Ubuntu desktop with multiple terminals open and called it "spaceship writing #nerdhouse #myscifilife

@lmorchard somehow knowing you're hacking EVE market data makes you even cooler to this nerd #nerds #internetspaceships

@wilw I need you cool. Are you cool #photoshopwilwheaton http://t.co/PrfbFHSwK3

@bitprophet torn between Alan Cumming-style "I'm invincible" and elephant-man "I'm hideous don't look at me #opslife

None#Mewithhair http://t.co/5HrLh0J68r

My sunglasses are truly offensive. Extremely polarizing #seewhatididthere

So does every sex act in Denver make one a member of the mile-high club #inquiringminds

Hey folks apparently books can be found in the form of words on dead trees #vacation

She shows me videos from Facebook, I show her GIFs from Twitter #howitis

RT @alyankovic: WORLD PREMIERE! New music video #WordCrimes up now #MandatoryFun #8videos8days http://t.co/iqXqNeK6Ko

Once again, @alyankovic is my guide to music the kids are digging #royals #foil #MandatoryFun

HAVE FUN NOW: Weird Al sells copies of songs he parodies for sure #radioactive #inactive #mandatoryfun

Can almost hear Kim Deal on First World Problems #weirdal #mandatoryfun

@alyankovic's new My Own Eyes is a great #foofighters send up!

@davewiner no pics from my iPhone are loading in full background. Help me Obi-Wan, you're my only hope #littlecardeditor

Vacation #yuengling #bbq http://t.co/oHoJzIlmtB

Daughter: I hope I can enjoy roller coasters when I'm really old <mimics using cane and groaning with hands in air&gt #thatsmykid

Her eyes #beautifuldaughter http://t.co/2ix7IMeLMO

Watching Thriller video in line at Kings Dominion. 13-yo: "creepy #kidsthesedays