@loudestnoise @BaconMethod @danbenjamin you only need to hold bacon up to a screen with http://t.co/sKLbC49JwF on it #ovennotrequired

"That question is rhetorical. Please do not ask for a Sanistaros. Please #EveOnline http://t.co/bNnintuZ1w #tweetfleet

RT @sheilahippert: Same. -- "I'm not certain I can breathe air that doesn't have wi-fi in it." - @wilto #aeaaus #AEAAustin

@scalzi @Slipstream I have simply taken to swimming in pastrami, sauerkraut, and thousand island dressing #bathinginreuben

I want shop tool fitting guides like I can get for #eveonline

Not really #theconstructioning but I made a berm today. Dirt is heavy. http://t.co/o3yUqLqkIh

@AScalzi98 "My...my poop smells weird today! How will I show my master?... Oh! I know #howitwentdown

The completed concrete pad #theconstructioning http://t.co/Xa0TdWnIPS

That wheelbarrow wasn't quite as fun to use as it was to buy #theconstructioning

I could watch this stuff all day #theconstructioning http://t.co/fIEFUe2A9y

I'm building a new shop/garage so I can do more of something I love - make things out of metal #theconstructioning #domoreofwhatyoulove

It has begun #theconstructioning http://t.co/z8S6RfjOXv

I don't think that I have a great way for a few weeks of school for the rest of my life #io8suggestedsentence

When I am king, there will be no end to bacon and the bacon will be without end #wheniamking

@steveivy WAT #fumblefingers

@bitprophet yeah I want one. And I don't even wear a watch #selfloathing

When I burp, I taste ozone and grinder dust #welding

@scalzi I would like to join a @scalzi early-access program. I will pay $ extra to simply be sent anything you write #ihatewaiting

RT @WorshipSoundGuy: John 1:14 And the Word became flesh and dwelt among us, and we have seen his glory, full of bass and truth #IfGodWasA…

RT @WorshipSoundGuy: 2 Corinthians 12:8 "My bass is sufficient for you #IfGodWasASoundGuy