Really it's "I want to ingest ec2 events into this neat api I'm making"; I'm 5 services deep in configuration right now. EC2, IAM, VPC, Cloudwatch, Lambda - and I have yet to get the EC2 data I want, and not even close to thinking about how to send out any data.

I feel like #AWS actively looks for ways to dissuade hobby developers now.

"I want to call this lambda when I start an ec2 instance" requires an operations and networking team to comprehend.

Remember when you could go read REST API docs for AWS services? Now I have no clue how to determine what, for example, cloud watch events for ec2 instances may look like?

All the docs are "go set up these 5 AWS services so you can see the 6th in action"

@offby1 So like we didn’t want to hold your keys at the valet service so we installed a new lock for you and we hung the key on this board of hooks.

Of course as soon as I ask, I find the solution https://t.co/AxXCpW3kPR

hey #lazyweb help

end of docker file

FROM scratch COPY --from=builder /go/bin/myapp /myapp ENTRYPOINT ["/myapp"]

the this:

standard_init_linux.go:211: exec user process caused "no such file or directory"

what the heck?!

i'm still listening to the Frozen 2 soundtrack and you can't stop me

this was an actual meeting today https://t.co/yRPMo4xHiF

moving to kanban from scrum https://t.co/cnl97fPO7c

Every morning over coffee, I feel your power grow You could heal me, you could crush me, but I gotta know...

The office present is unknown My secret present is unknown I hope it's good it's still unknooooooooooooown

The office present is unknown My secret present is unknown I'm so afraid it's still unkoooooooooooown Ah ah oh oh Ah ah oh oh

How can you know what I want, now it's keeping me awake It's starting to distract me, you could make a big mistake Or are you hiding out there, listening round the door Getting good ideas as I worry 'cross the floor?

Someone in reception is singing Deck the Halls I'm sorry Secret Santa but I'm crawling up the walls I hated last year's mittens, I really need something new I'm afraid of the kind of sweater that I'll get from you

"kids these days and their craptainers. in my day we had ftp and cron and we liked it #getoffmylawn #oldsters

um, so I have two different accounts on https://t.co/Hcz0OwVPKF and can't get into either because it doesn't seem to recognize my email address or is not sending reset emails. Why can't they send to whichever email is assigned to the user id I need to fix?

So, I've been this computer thing for (checks watch) a while now, and you know what? People who write "do X better with 2 commands" articles need to actually annotate their shell command code snippets. Some of us don't have time to look up all those 14 options you used there.

@bitprophet Omg this is my life. Someone asked me today about an integration and I had to say in chat “call me cause this is going to take a while”. They were flabbergasted at the actual state of the legacy system and the hoops we had jumped through to integrate with it.

I think I’ve tried to get back into AWS several times in the last few years (trying again) and every time — every stupid time — it’s IAM management that makes me give up

RT @profdanhicks: “Sorry, but we’re still looking at it.”—@JamesAcastor on British museums and colonial theft https://t.co/J29S3rKXFX