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And I finally broke and yelled SHUUUUT UUUUP!

He glared at me and went into another room and had a meltdown tantrum, slamming a door repeatedly until it was hanging off its hinges. 2/3

Had the weirdest actual Trump dream last night. He was in the next room loudly repeating nonsense phases that included "chocolate" (something about drowning out a "real" chocolate-related scandal) 1/3

And I ended up being chased around by reporters. End dream.

I'm telling you, it was SO REAL and so believable 3/3