Monkinetic Weblog

#Mewithhair http://t.co/5HrLh0J68r

My sunglasses are truly offensive. Extremely polarizing #seewhatididthere

@AScalzi98 polarized we assume?

@mattgemmell My favorite art pens from school years back were Staedtlers, fine point colored markers.

Little can trigger my obsessive side like a possible new favorite pen #staedtler

RT @mattgemmell: I'd forgotten that the Amazon app lets you scan barcodes (in real life) to find items. I dub this feature Shazamazon.

@mattgemmell Please tell me of this pen. How does it compare to a .38 signo rt-gel?

@pixel amirite? Dayum

RT @rands: I really liked Edge of Tomorrow and I’m not just saying that because Tom Cruise dies… a lot.

@amyhoy @timoreilly The Long Pun - epitome of an art form.

@SpaceParanoids @Molly23 @idangazit I loved this video but I agree - memories of Bad/Fat still give me chills it was so good.

@vvuksan Heh. Not this time!

So does every sex act in Denver make one a member of the mile-high club #inquiringminds

Hey #ATL I'm not sure I can agree to your wifi AUP set in Comic Sans

Sitting on the tarmac in RIC, pretty sure I saw @alyankovic's black helicopters comin' 'cross the border.

@Ihnatko the answer is obviously to use AKA and alias titles to all locations. For printed works buy double (triple to handle ", The")

@monkchips @CodeStars @Oneshotlondon my two biggest pain points @ $dayjob

RT @KrisBuytaert: So who tought Yaml was a human readable file format again ?

Hey folks apparently books can be found in the form of words on dead trees #vacation

@waxpancake a button just made for Douglas Fargo #eureka /cc @wilw