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@joestump haha!

@joestump Guess we know who the Alpha Dog is!

I just unlocked the "Fixer Upper" badge on @foursquare for checking in at hardware stores! Tool Time! http://t.co/4CqSJQg6

Dammit, out-clevered myself. AGAIN.

Look, I can be reasonable, but WHO on their right mind squeezes the toothpaste from the middle? We’re not heathens, man!

What is it about Portland?