Internet! This should be a Tumblr. https://t.co/8g0a8Dsu #dottumblrdotcom

@evanpro 22.6 #bmi

@monkchips haha #remops

Standing in the sun, watering the lawn with a hose, listening to Country Feedback (live). Seems about right #REM

Benadryl please kick in #spewingmucus #worsthashtagever

Check out Keynotopia: mobile and web UI #design templates for Keynote and PowerPoint #UX #mockups http://t.co/tDcK7BHn via @amirkhella

Sleep delays my life - Get Up #REM http://t.co/dfGJaQrj

Best new feature in @sparrow for iPhone: built in browser #awesome

"I do not know what steps to take if this continues, but will not be kind, Harish #spamthatcracksmeup http://t.co/UmIz1W4r (better image)

"I do not know what steps to take if this continues, but will not be kind, Harish #spamthatcracksmeup http://t.co/n33yIkT9

My tattoo is going to be set in Futura, League Gothic, and something scripty #permanenttype

Thanks @mipadi: http://t.co/3ROxzNsj #savedmybacon

Nothing quite like stumbling around Chef the first time you're using it for a client #irgudprogrammer

Take a turn, take a fortune #pilgrimage

I believe in what you do, I believe in forking you #REMcoderanthems

git is the choice, git in my heart, git is the truth, git is the word, git is the tears #REMcoderanthems

Bugged that I have DRM'd tunes from iTunes connected to a dead email address that I can't remember the pwd for #DRMFAIL

If you're trying to hit @pushcode due to the @intercom tweets, gimme a few to UNBREAK it #sadtrombone

Getting the hang of @sprintly I think. Will be useful in the next month as I push to GITERDONE #nomorebugsplzkthxbai

I'm too old for story points #nopointsonmywatch