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#coffee

"Klatchian coffee has an even bigger sobering effect than an unexpected brown envelope from the tax man. In fact, coffee enthusiasts take the precaution of getting thoroughly drunk before touching the stuff, because Klatchian coffee takes you back through sobriety and, if you're not careful, out the other side, where the mind of man should not go."

-- Men At Arms, Terry Pratchett

#coffee #humor #reading

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Had too much coffee this morning. Good thing I'm making more #coffee

Shared by comic book writer KellySue DeConnick:

IT IS THE ANTI-LIFE EQUATION AND YOU WILL TELL ME THE RECIPE

The whole thing is priceless on many levels.

THAT'S A COFFEE THAT SHOWS TRUE DEVOTION TO AN ABSTRACT CONCEPT MADE PHYSICAL.

Update, 2020-02-08

Ran across this while cleaning up some old posts, and decided to find the original (Kelly Sue's is a re-post). I believe it is this one at Plastic Farm Press.

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GO SEE IT NOW.

Damn, I miss my hires matte MBP screen #coffeeshopwindows

You can set a location so that if you're near your favorite Starbucks the card will appear on the l… http://t.co/v0RLrDKt #wwdc #moarcoffee

I'm down to a half-teaspoon of sugar in my coffee, from 3tsp a month ago #healthwithcoffee

For Christmas this year, the "office" will be buying me a new coffee maker. I love my coffee. Like any nerd, caffeine is a staple of my pre-2:30pm routine. However, I do not:

Man, apparently I am w-w-w-well caffeinate-te-ted #coffeetweet

The best cup of coffee ever is the one you're about to drink #coffeekoan