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My kids now know that you get chopped when you use the ice cream machine #chopped

woo eric #chopped #canttouchthis

go eric #teamlevine #chopped

last night's #chopped made up for every other bad episode. amazing.

I like imagining that the Chopping Block on #chopped is manned by Scott Conant with a bloody, oversized cleaver #extremerealityfoodtv

That guy's just waving a red flag in front of Conant. Scott's going to reach across the table and kill him with his red onions #chopped

Never tell the judges you did it right #chopped

"I'm picturing Scott's face as I'm pounding the tortilla chips #chopped

"i have a real problem with pasta being stuck together. I have real anger towards that." -- thank, Scott #chopped

Also, enjoying the fact that my Parmesan-containing sauce plus the salmon would make Scott Conant purple with rage #cheesewithfish #chopped

@mark_a_morgan the wife and i are die-hard #chopped fans. SC and AG both get our goat (has goat been in the box yet?)

@mark_a_morgan sorry, Scott Conant #chopped #deathbyonion