@sarahjeong in today’s news: law enforcement only users of notorious Bitcoin-for-drugs network!

@scalzi well Speed Racer of course.

RT @howardtayler: So, "dulce de leche" does NOT mean "lecherous dulcimer." Also, I'm not allowed to come back to this restaurant ever.

RT @leighalexander: a lot of ppl covered the harassment of zoe quinn; hope just as many cover the initiative she formed in response http://…

@scalzi the best. Need animated gif, stat.

@scalzi in this day and age I am very sensitive to the “all foreigners speak English among themselves” trope. Captions, do you even?

@scalzi I hear Cooper is playing Ellis in the Tarantino reboot, “Yipee Ki Yay”.

@RDRonaldauthor Blue Man Group is really taking anyone these days.

RT @mattgemmell: The true Markdown way is single underscores for italics, and double asterisks for boldface. Nothing else. Now… get o…

RT @SadFaceOtter: Guide to doing list tweets: 2) order is important 1) Be grammatically gooder D) be consistent 1) don't lose focus 3) I …

@AnneWheaton @wilw oMg it’s the girl in the flower dress RUn she’s bad news

@AScalzi98 abomination

@gwalli wow!! Sounds incredible!

Her team won #soccer http://t.co/trxBa2J6EU

RT @classam: I wanted a beverage, hot

From an HTTP coffeebot.

My coffee was spurned

An error returned:

418 I AM A TEAPOT

RT @uptownmaker: Signal boost for the existence of this? http://t.co/xeOH8SDYhL @scalzi @wilw @neilhimself @BadAstronomer

Is there a @FrankandOak for 40-something’s that don’t live in a trendy city or wear skinny jeans?

It's all miiiiine (well, and my son's) SPACESHIP SPACESHIP SPACESHIP! http://t.co/VMQ8Joj1tu

@indiewire @jes_chastain @ettay yes, that picture your tweet embedded sure drove home the point about diversity and ending sexism.

@freebsdgirl selfie selfie selfi selfie selfie http://t.co/2yFUfk6QhA