despite the slightly creepy name, R.E.M.'s new single "Mine Smell Like Honey" is wonderfully listenable. Jangle! Mumbling! Wooo #REM

Oh my god. Someone found the "yelling" dial on my daughter and turned it up to 11.

you're going to sing the praises of your food #REM

I just had a phantom phone buzz while my phone was sitting on my desk #yourfreakingmeoutman

Sitting @bbvacompass, setting up a business bank account #thingsjustgotreal

purchased Mine Smell Like Honey - Single by R.E.M.... wheeeeeeee new R.E.M.!!! http://t.co/d6dNUZe #iTunes

RT @markos: Jobs could bail out Texas AND California. RT @hblodget: Apple has $60 billion of cash http://is.gd/qiGqYJ

"with animated gifs you're sure to amaze your users with stunning visuals natively rendered in the browser #html2

As the @mythbusters have pointed out, there's nothing quite like black powder to separate two objects at high velocity: http://t.co/GJZGtDO

@djchall I think i may have embarrassed myself.

@djchall of course, all the hipsters will be saying: "i was into them when they were pheltup - before they jumped on the hipster bandwagon".

@djchall the ultimate in truth-in-advertising. wonder how $much they paid for hipster.com?

@goldenmeanweb git

Pre-going-indie: "hon get away from the computer"; post-going-indie: "hon, better get back to the computer".

@adactio @diveintomark That's because their party is actually 5 parties, with different participants, in different locations #html5whatnow

Son flashed me the I-love-you sign as I dropped him off at school today. I love being a dad.

@monkchips yeah, usually I can't get her out of bed without a fight.

Also daughter came in at 4 am saying she was ready for school. Sent her back bed. Now I see she already made her lunch #yesshesready

Making tea at 4:30am due to cough keeping me up. Bleagh.

End of the day http://instagr.am/p/BEipK/