@SeanMcTex Can't say as I disagree with you, Sir. No, can't say as I do.

"No one dies from an overdose of Cheddar, son."

instead of a "mute" button for twitter users (that you might forget was turned on) … (cont'd)

(cont'd) twitter apps could just "roll up" multiple updates from selected users /cc @kevinmarks

Man, apparently I am w-w-w-well caffeinate-te-ted #coffeetweet

@SeanMcTex No Pro Tip may begin with "Don't eat Cheetos". The correct form is "After eating Cheetos…"

The time to rise has been engaged #OWS #REM

"meet me at the book burning #REM #OWS

@lmorchard yeah - was bugged but now will likely purchase - think the ideas are great. also, API use vs. customization http://t.co/GabYvg2h

@grantimahara Gah! whiteroomartifacts.com has been imahara'd!

how to scare the family: start singing along with One I Love right as Michael shouts "Fiiiiiiiiiirre!"

@kevinwmoore @vvuksan Al Jazeera should show them up by reporting on #OWS as completely as they did #ArabSpring.

Mad and educated, primitive and wild… welcome to the #OWS http://t.co/yNVYBWMu #iTunes

Also good convo about how bruises work with my son. Again, Science!!

nice conversation with my daughter on the way to school today about why devices cannot be charged by the darkness. science!!

Someone taught my kids a slugbug-like game - they look for yellow cars and shout "twitter". this is a plot to drive me to a hulk-like rage.

Chili is not an exact science. It is, however, a delicious science.

Found my oilstone in the garage. My chefs knife is now terrifyingly sharp.

"Safe promises pure, unfiltered Jason-Statham-punching-people concentrate with precious little waste" /cc @mathowie http://t.co/JwFC99LA

cleaning up fixtures #notsinks