For Christmas this year, the "office" will be buying me a new coffee maker. I love my coffee. Like any nerd, caffeine is a staple of my pre-2:30pm routine. However, I do not:

used a King Size Sharpie in the office and am now SO FRIKKIN HIGH #legalizemarkers

Brilliant: http://t.co/53HT5Hx9

Somehow in a recent software update, my MBP/Lion has started taking a long time to wake, and longer to response to input.

@Sheerman @bitprophet managed to figure that out just in time to prevent the Rick roll.

RT @Sheerman: 90% of people don't know the opposites of these words:

1. Always,
2. Coming,
3. From,
4. Take,
5. Me,
6. Down.

http://t.co/kDB8gDgS

why am i not subscribed to @davepell in google reader? SUBSCRIBED.

I just added my name to protect the Web as we know it with @Mozilla. Join me!! http://t.co/unWTMH8D #StopSOPA

Fight for free speech online - reject the Internet #Blacklist Legislation. http://t.co/3CHf0sM3 via @eff

None#cox #internet #fail worked-around via Google's DNS servers: 8.8.8.8

Cox Internet appears to be down.

@SeanMcTex Can't say as I disagree with you, Sir. No, can't say as I do.

"No one dies from an overdose of Cheddar, son."

instead of a "mute" button for twitter users (that you might forget was turned on) … (cont'd)

(cont'd) twitter apps could just "roll up" multiple updates from selected users /cc @kevinmarks

Man, apparently I am w-w-w-well caffeinate-te-ted #coffeetweet

@SeanMcTex No Pro Tip may begin with "Don't eat Cheetos". The correct form is "After eating Cheetos…"

The time to rise has been engaged #OWS #REM

"meet me at the book burning #REM #OWS