RT @joestump: Dear Hackers, Come work with me and @gblache at @sprintly in Portland. We're hiring. Send your @github URL to me. Love, Joe

Dear twitter, why are there 400 jQuery carousel plugins #despair

Check out Keynotopia: mobile and web UI #design templates for Keynote and PowerPoint #UX #mockups http://t.co/tDcK7BHn via @amirkhella

% Type 'kill my databases' if you're sure:

Perhaps my next tattoo will be R.E.M. mashed up with Monty Python-style artwork. That's a masterpiece right there. https://t.co/x9xBMdnT

@grantimahara It's especially difficult to get chuck roast on a lathe.

@GPChandler Do you guys have desks free this summer?

Writing a debian package. Who gave the kid matches #devops

(Mutual Drum Horn Mix)

I want to learn Make #howdidIgetbythislong

PHX nerds: I know about @gpchandler, any other co-working spaces near the East Valley that might have desk space for rent for the summer?

ATTN TWITTERFOLK: I have achieved The Jitters. That is all #caffeine

RT @AlanGarner: Name your iPod 'Titanic', plug it into the computer, "Titanic is syncing", press cancel, feel like a hero.

@destraynor https://t.co/LZunb8Hm -- "hey we're cool cause we write JS differently than anyone else!"

"Semicolonless Javascript is an ego-stroking attempt at rejecting standards for the sake of rejecting standards" https://t.co/ibC183gh

I have to work on simplifying the copy for the @pushcode home page. This is by far the hardest part of launching a new service.

Just finished the NBC series Life on Netflix with the wife. Damn satisfying TV.

Reminded by @joestump of Reed Hastings' quote re: your version 1.0. Will starting inviting you back to Pushcode while I'm still embarrassed.

@finn ok, loving that wubstep

RT @SlatedIreland: "You won’t like me when I’m angry. Becase I always back up my rage with facts and documented sources." – The Credible ...