Benadryl please kick in #spewingmucus #worsthashtagever

Fruit ninja arcade http://t.co/d6Pn73Wo

This is where we walked, this is where we swam. Take a souvenir.

@ericflo HTML5!

RT @lukew: Learning to write involves writing. Learning to design involves designing. Learning to code involves coding.

@evanpro Boot The Gecko! Sounds like an arcade game.

It's a Flaming Lips Morning. Say hello, Yoshimi (She's a black belt in karate).

RT @joestump: Dear Hackers, Come work with me and @gblache at @sprintly in Portland. We're hiring. Send your @github URL to me. Love, Joe

Dear twitter, why are there 400 jQuery carousel plugins #despair

Check out Keynotopia: mobile and web UI #design templates for Keynote and PowerPoint #UX #mockups http://t.co/tDcK7BHn via @amirkhella

% Type 'kill my databases' if you're sure:

Perhaps my next tattoo will be R.E.M. mashed up with Monty Python-style artwork. That's a masterpiece right there. https://t.co/x9xBMdnT

@grantimahara It's especially difficult to get chuck roast on a lathe.

@GPChandler Do you guys have desks free this summer?

Writing a debian package. Who gave the kid matches #devops

(Mutual Drum Horn Mix)

I want to learn Make #howdidIgetbythislong

PHX nerds: I know about @gpchandler, any other co-working spaces near the East Valley that might have desk space for rent for the summer?

ATTN TWITTERFOLK: I have achieved The Jitters. That is all #caffeine

RT @AlanGarner: Name your iPod 'Titanic', plug it into the computer, "Titanic is syncing", press cancel, feel like a hero.