Anyone I've ever said one of the things on this card to, I sincerely apologize #ghcmanwatch https://t.co/8AnUd4qbFu

"You have queso on your face" "where?" "Well I can't really see you face #quesowatch

Dream last night involved @wilw marrying a deaf woman, and @scalzi doing sign interpretation during the wedding photos #wat

Wow, this G.I. Joe movie is awful #stillwatching

I'm too old for story points #nopointsonmywatch