"daddy, can we play minecraft?" it has begun #minecraft

Wandered too far into a deep cave, then lost my known exit via digging up into OCEAN. crap #minecraft

Term.ly defines "obnoxious" as:

OH: "it's like my DNA is configured for auto-goatee, which is sort of handy i guess #movember

@kevinmarks @billybragg don't you mean #humblebragg ?

Say Something #sensiblebromanticcomedies

Love Probably #sensibleromanticcomedies

For Christmas this year, the "office" will be buying me a new coffee maker. I love my coffee. Like any nerd, caffeine is a staple of my pre-2:30pm routine. However, I do not:

used a King Size Sharpie in the office and am now SO FRIKKIN HIGH #legalizemarkers

The time to rise has been engaged #OWS #REM

"meet me at the book burning #REM #OWS

And I thought it was such great favor-bait. Oh, BTW - I now say "favored" not the noun-verbed-form "favorited #nonewgrammar

@referencenet how do I close my account? It's not about wording in the email, it's that you sent it at all #spam

someone help me http://t.co/IhzMo3Rc #tinymce

Hum #lessScaryRemakes

Wood fire hot dogs #hipstercamping http://t.co/rZhzDuKj

God this track needs horns and a hammond #getmeaband

Never ordering non-Prime from Amazon again #slowboatfromwyoming

Laugh if you want at USA show like "Covert Affairs", but they did a bunch of episodes with R.E.M. song titles http://t.co/bE4iyKfD #REM #USA

Bill sang vocals too #sad #REM