what would Russia or pro-Russian separatists in Ukraine gain from shooting down #MH17? No one seems to be asking.

#Mewithhair http://t.co/5HrLh0J68r

So does every sex act in Denver make one a member of the mile-high club #inquiringminds

I really hate this show, can't reach the remote control #MandatoryFun

I'm outta shape, fattening up #MandatoryFun

RT @alyankovic: WORLD PREMIERE! New music video #WordCrimes up now #MandatoryFun #8videos8days http://t.co/iqXqNeK6Ko

Once again, @alyankovic is my guide to music the kids are digging #royals #foil #MandatoryFun

SO YOU KNOW I'M OLD: I really hoped @alyankovic's Inactive was a The Firm parody #mandatoryfun

HAVE FUN NOW: Weird Al sells copies of songs he parodies for sure #radioactive #inactive #mandatoryfun

Can almost hear Kim Deal on First World Problems #weirdal #mandatoryfun

Man, I forgot how good New Adventures in Hi Fi was #REM /cc @remhq

Daughter: I hope I can enjoy roller coasters when I'm really old <mimics using cane and groaning with hands in air> #thatsmykid

I've never been freaked out about the danger of motorcycles, but after this am I might be #motocross

I'm using @dayoneapp to start capturing things that make me smile. A Joy Journal #nomoresourface

Chimay #trippel #notchimay http://t.co/IWHXma6IUK

Reports are coming in that the new Glitch Mob is EPIC #headbangarang #moarbeats #chairdance

Start iTunes Radio station based on 1990 R.E.M. song, immediately crushed by melancholy of hearing Tori Amos, James, etc #dreamofthe90s

Markbox Public Beta: No Invite Required! http://t.co/M7L9I8iYSB

#dropbox #markdown

Headed to Sedona today with the fan for some sightseeing, hiking #goodtimes

@mattbraun @GlennF @marcoarment Kitchen timer #notinmarcosapp