Every nerd agrees that SkyNet is bad, but every nerd secretly hopes to be the one to invent it #terminated

RT @doughellmann: Python Dev Pro-tip: Include the import statements in each example in your documentation. Your casual readers will than ...

Confounded that my Dr. Dredis #hipops joke did not ignite the twittersphere in a conflagration of humor.

My son’s challenge to the @mythbusters: create a rocket that can fly out past outer space and see what’s there #biggoal /cc @donttrythis

@davedash Dr. Dredis #hipops

Hey #opsfolk: You’re spec’ing a Rackspace VPS for a jenkins-ci/logstash environment, small startup scale right now. Go #openstack #devops

Damn, I miss my hires matte MBP screen #coffeeshopwindows

“this is my world and I am world leader pretend #randomremquote

Just launched the OPML editor, and I’m having flashbacks #dreamofthe90s

@rands What do you hear when I say “I don’t know when”?

I should have!

Slowed to allow a sweet-looking cop car to get close enough to admire. Then he pulled me over for expired tags #facepalm #onlyawarning

@SeanMcTex The Doctor is the gift that keeps on giving!

@SeanMcTex iTunes baby

Shaved bear will freak you right the heck out. http://t.co/L9oJlDhS

“You have successfully purchased ‘Dinosaurs on a Spaceship #thedoctor

@maryanneizbicki I got to know my wife over years of ST:TNG watching with friends. There’s hope!!

Writing makefiles, like you do.

Checking out Frank and Oak (/via the talk show) - menswear under $50 @FrankandOak: http://t.co/OvoYE0kV

Downloading Textwrangler for some serious search and replace. Like you do.