RT @OH_at_SecretCDN: "Is this an extra SSD?" "THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS AN 'EXTRA' SSD!"

I just had a FaceTime call with my wife and daughter in Ukraine, I live in the future.

RT @ianbeyer: @GlennF I thought if life gave you ants, you were supposed to make antacid…

@dhobsd r u moving to SF?!

RT @cupcait: RT if you shut yourself in your room at your own party because you can only handle so much socialization

RT @dormando: @anildash NSA monitoring is an easy technical problem for them... best workaround: leave your phone at home and talk face to …

RT @davewiner: Big tech company APIs are like genetically modified seeds. They crowd out open APIs. We all have a stake in diversity, evolu…

RT @drance: √ Gas stove √ All Clad saucepan √ Top Ramen #pro

Py-statsd is now 0.1.7 in pypi! RT if you're doing metrics https://t.co/qhiYqrAZaF #statsd #metrics

RT @anildash: The internet sees your nuanced perspective as damage and will route around it.

@homesweethome @blam I use Kiehl's Ultimate Shave Balm religiously. And 4.2oz lasts forever.

RT @nimby: http://t.co/gmVQGsTHvd

Dubstep gun. Nuff said.

There is no darkness so deep as the despair of a preteen who has lost the privilege of her horse riding lesson.

@nimby You obviously live in a house of grown-ups.

RT @TheAVClub: How “Dog Eat Dog” proves “Weird Al” Yankovic is a one-man Gateway To Geekery http://t.co/59rsC1q89S

Currently driving 3 other macs from my home office, moving music files around from our media mac to other machines.

"You know what I've done with yoga? I beat it #faster #bmovielines

RT @bendrury: Great to meet the @fastly team at @7digital new HQ today. Cool company disrupting the lazy old CDN incumbents

RT @rsandor: There are some things other CDNs can cache. For anything developed in the last 10 years, there's @fastly

Hack taken to my couch sick again, I'm watching old Doctor Who.