@rayners I hate you now.

When the dental tech looks at your X-ray and issues a genuine "oh my gosh". That is not good.

The #ikea wallet-drain-train. http://t.co/8YUmQvrDuw

@SeanMcTex pkg OTW

Forgot to say - the Newton is taken.

RT @stevesilberman: Quiz: In which case will a "Stand Your Ground" defense not work? http://t.co/7j2n90pY0Q

@seanmctex It's yours for the shipping. DM me!

Benadryl and Baileys. Good times, babSNRKkkk..kk...

Who wants to pay shipping for a working Newton MessagePad 120 with all the bits and bobs #apple #newtonforever http://t.co/qtGFtDuurS

Muppet training today. Oh, wait i mean Puppet #puppetflail #thepuppetshow

Reports are coming in that the new Glitch Mob is EPIC #headbangarang #moarbeats #chairdance

monkey-patching like hell #python #patchit

Listening to a manager verb nouns and noun verbs. English, how does it even?

Unit testing #openstack apps is more complicated than it should be, but can be done; unless, that is, you're modifying create-instance #ow

OMG winter soldier is going to be insanely good.

Working with unit tests and mox in openstack... infuriating. I don't understand mox and am sure it hates me, personally #python #openstack

"High functioning sociopath. With your number."

@torrez @romantimatic Totally installed. "Boiling cauldron". hee.

Start an iTunes station with R.E.M.'s Country Feedback (OOT), sit back, and relive the alt-90s.

RT @nycplayer: Software architecture pattern: The Jenga App - looks like a big monolithic app, but as soon as you try to extract components…