RT @carlfish: You are surrounded by a herd of yaks.

> inventory

You are carrying: a razor, the last shred of your sanity.

> dro…

RT @Mededitor: Cop: Did you know you were going over 60 mph? Me: Actually, per AP, I was going more than 60 mph. ... Cop: Get out of the …

Wendy's employee when I asked about the classic yellow frosty cup: "there used to be yellow cups?"

Hearing melodic echoes of Varuca Salt in this Foo Fighters song.

@3dModlr HAHA

Songs that represented new directions that absolutely blew my mind: R.E.M.'s "What's the Frequency, Kenneth?" and U2's "Zoo Station".

"You are exempt from flood protection, aren't you fearsome."

RT @MrAlanCooper: The 4 stages of life: 1.You believe in Santa Claus 2.You don't believe in Santa Claus 3.You are Santa Clause 4.You look l…

RT @obra: Oh hey, my Github page loads are pulling data from @fastly - no wonder it's so fast!

metrics nerds: pystatsd release 0.1.10 https://t.co/kewMtd2g8m

Why do I have "Jet City Woman" running through my head as "Blog City Woman #queensryche

Wow, The Killing.

RT @crucially: @douglasfshearer @markimbriaco @github @fastly you can totally sign up and get going in 20 minutes :)

Had a fantastic week with my @fastly peeps but am so glad to be back in the desert with my family!

RT @tbmcmullen: "Are there any games that feature emotional violence? Like you call some guy names..." - @brucespang

RT @blaine: I know it's pretty cool that the Earth is a big spinning sphere, but time zones suck.

@SeanMcTex your inner 12-yo will squee for 2 hours.

OMG pacific rim

Tonight: Cooking Indian for @fastly #TGS, then Pacific Rim in IMAX 3D with my @fastly friends. squee

You wish you were me.

RT @duretti: TIL: Yelling "encryption!" when something isn't encryption is the best way to get under @tbmcmullen's skin. Highly enjoyable, …