So fed up with InnoDB issues (with Repeatable reads) that I'm installing Postgres. Cue #nowihavetwoproblems jokes.

@pixel it truly works for anything.

@pixel Yeah, saw that from a ways off.

Man. Hot Italian Sausages and I officially do not get along.

RT @HackerNewsOnion: 99% of programming is choosing a templating language and the rest is explaining your decision in a blog post.

My kids, wife, and Mom went to the movies today (Turbo, well-liked all around) and before they went they stopped by the drugstore and bought movies snacks. Apparently our 8yo daughter, remembering Daddy's favorite candy, convinced Mom to buy a box of Reese's Pieces.

After the movie and a couple more errands, they came home, at which time our youngest called out something akin to "No Peeeeeking" and disappeared into her room. 20 minutes later she appeared in my office with a note that said (she's somewhat developmentally delayed) "Daddy <her name> romm for You Lov <her name>". She excitedly communicated that this was a hint and I was to accompany her to her room, where I got to search her room for a present.

When I found and opened the small gift bag under her pillow containing a wrapped-with-a-bow box of candy, my heart simply melted. How did I deserve such love and adoration?

RT @seldo: If you're coding an array I feel bad for you son I got 98 problems And I'm off by one.

Daughter re: tv shows: "killing, gun shooting and kissing are all bad for me."

RT @duretti: Watching Princess Bride in the park tonight is likely going to be the high point of my week - SF I LOVE YOU

OH: "They're coming they're coming!" Kids watching the Krispy Kreme conveyer belt #thegoodlife

Beer, hot sausages and dogs #summertime http://t.co/JRS0nGPQIA

RT @wpeterson: We're happy @Fastly CDN users on @polarpolls, I was psyched to see @github is also hosting their images on Fastly.

Iron cactus, or Cookie Monster? http://t.co/Dim2DdLwQ4

Saturday afternoon watching Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla, like you do.

RT @tbmcmullen: Screaming "I WILL BREAK YOU" at some code. Normal day.

RT @obfuscurity: The wifi on this flight drops harder than Skrillex.

Finally using OS X's built-in Tweet widget as a "fewer distractions" mode. Makes Twitter "write-only" while client is closed #theshed

Namespacing graphite stats #namingthingsishard

@scalzi There Shall Your Heart Be Also is... I'm moved. Thank you. http://t.co/hs75u0fcm4 (via @feedly)

@patrickc delete to resource/property ?