"everyone loves Kermit." -- daughter, truer words were never spoken.

hey @embedly - can someone over there take a look at https://t.co/FlDVqdXq and let me know what's going on?

I swear there is a chemical in Mexican food that disables my body's ability to know when it's full #ugh

@seanivy cd someplace ; git clone <the url>

How did I live to 9:00 sans-coffee? this SUCKs.

The satisfaction of putting a freshly cooked plate of eggs on the table for my son just as he comes down to breakfast #dadlife

Just created a local mysql db with user 'spudnik #potatorace

Writing a blog post on Chef, Vagrant and Fabric #allthetoys

Curious: when Romney says he wants to replace financial regs with ones that "go after the bad guys" - who does he think are the bad guys?

@obfuscurity "Collective Undergarments" is the name of my next band.

@obfuscurity @markedapp I'm also installing the Chrome ext for myself. :-)

@obfuscurity @markedapp Jason, good on finding an alternative. @MarkedApp - I'll give it a shot, want the wife to have a native preview.

@markpasc oooh, Mahhrk. You make me laugh.

@toddbarnard ah, had to dig, but found it - "Disable retweets".

@toddbarnard wasn't joking - using twitter on iOS, haven't seen the feature. Will look.

Feature I want to see on @twitter: "don't show retweets from this user".

OS X autocorrects "fabfile" to "fable". I kinda like that. /cc @bitprophet

@obfuscurity @markedapp I couldn't let my wife use Marked for the same reason. Boo.

Hey iTunes, wanna make a gazillion dollars from me? When I search my library and find no results, offer to search the iTunes store for me.

RT @evanpro: Even the font on my resume is a fake.