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my jaw is thawing after anesthetic. Apparently my dentist was also a college welterweight boxer.

Dentist. 3/4 of my face is numb. "why the long face?" indeed.

REPORT on Experiment No. 643: FakeShack sauce on Rueben w/ Corned Beef): Result: SUCCESS, sandwich is described by test sub. as "awesome".

when you come home late the doll is waiting there for you.

from fixeverything import *

@chaddickerson @etsy I know I'm being picky but the large Etsy logo here looks like crap: http://t.co/jpHstP5 so much better as png or gif.

@jaywgraves I got the thing so j wouldn't have to. Grrrr.

Only HP's all-in-one installer software cannot see my HP printer on the network #kill

@wilshipley @siracusa See Also: Chicken Divine/Divan, a common Southern casserole with chicken cheddar and broccoli.

"Both apps also connect the social to the sights and sounds of the real world. I think therein lies the power" http://t.co/dSYh05K

My answer on Quora: Is Instagram the ideal template for social sharing apps? http://qr.ae/zZW4

TRON:Legacy, Flynn says "One day, I got in!" - Should have been "One day that bastard zapped me into the computer, and I loved him for it!"

"SERIOUSLY, MAKE YOUR THING" http://t.co/FaSZrzN #justdoit

REPORT on Experiment No. 642: FakeShack sauce on Ham + Swiss (with Dill): Result: SUCCESS, sandwich is described by test sub. as "tasty".

that endorphin drop when code works? I HAZ IT #feeltherush

“@donttrythis: Paging @richardbranson, got an island Mythbusters can film on?” @mythbusters finally tests Bikini Atoll myths #shitgotreal

ulcers in my wife's mouth (ouch! after dental work) have us practicing our sign language again #fumblefingers

aaaand, there it is: http://t.co/gtVC95n

Watch enough TV and you quickly recognize "spinoff prep": focus suddenly off main characters for several newly introduced characters instead

In an email to a newbie web programmer "There are more PHP tutorials than there are pages on the web. Hard to believe but seems to be true".