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@joestump I'm always excited to T-Shirts.

@joestump @noweveryday Aw, good luck!

RT @patrickhamann: Nothing like a good baby related traffic spike to test out your new CDN provider @fastly

RT @drwilco: OH: "If you feel like the date is going nowhere, just start acting like a dick." I want to reach over to the table next to me …

http://t.co/7ChJt3fxgl so, I could actually love this.

@duretti no 1 compares 2 u

Opened the frozen beans. Poured into the coffee tub. Skipped the grinder #efficiency #nostepthree

RT @bitprophet: In case you hadn’t made up your mind yet, Pacific Rim is in fact worth watching. Fun ride.

@tomdalynh backpack - messenger bags are cool if and only if you're a bike messenger. Otherwise bane of backs everywhere.

@Gawker @strategiclee I wish people would be up front about the "unarmed/inert" part of that story #badheadlines

@siracusa my son is heartbroken that I have not yet been able to make a mine craft mod work on OSX

RT @tgp4623: It could be worse. You could have been named Lars.

RT @fastly: And we're done with the DB maintanence. Everything back up and running.

@bitprophet Saw PR at the Metreon last week - was fine. Comfy.

RT @fastly: We're going to make our API and UI briefly read only at 5pm PST/8pm EST/1am UTC for some database upgrades. We'll keep you upda…

@rayners @ettay @liz @sudama awwww, miss stabbers.

RT @bitprophet: OH: Pacific Rim is a gleeful, amazing movie [and] the salve for the child inside of you who wanted Michael Bay's Transforme…

RT @carlfish: You are surrounded by a herd of yaks.

> inventory

You are carrying: a razor, the last shred of your sanity.

> dro…

RT @Mededitor: Cop: Did you know you were going over 60 mph? Me: Actually, per AP, I was going more than 60 mph. ... Cop: Get out of the …

Wendy's employee when I asked about the classic yellow frosty cup: "there used to be yellow cups?"