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@tomdalynh backpack - messenger bags are cool if and only if you're a bike messenger. Otherwise bane of backs everywhere.

@Gawker @strategiclee I wish people would be up front about the "unarmed/inert" part of that story #badheadlines

@siracusa my son is heartbroken that I have not yet been able to make a mine craft mod work on OSX

RT @tgp4623: It could be worse. You could have been named Lars.

RT @fastly: And we're done with the DB maintanence. Everything back up and running.

@bitprophet Saw PR at the Metreon last week - was fine. Comfy.

RT @fastly: We're going to make our API and UI briefly read only at 5pm PST/8pm EST/1am UTC for some database upgrades. We'll keep you upda…

@rayners @ettay @liz @sudama awwww, miss stabbers.

RT @bitprophet: OH: Pacific Rim is a gleeful, amazing movie [and] the salve for the child inside of you who wanted Michael Bay's Transforme…

RT @carlfish: You are surrounded by a herd of yaks.

> inventory

You are carrying: a razor, the last shred of your sanity.

> dro…

RT @Mededitor: Cop: Did you know you were going over 60 mph? Me: Actually, per AP, I was going more than 60 mph. ... Cop: Get out of the …

Wendy's employee when I asked about the classic yellow frosty cup: "there used to be yellow cups?"

Hearing melodic echoes of Varuca Salt in this Foo Fighters song.

@3dModlr HAHA

Songs that represented new directions that absolutely blew my mind: R.E.M.'s "What's the Frequency, Kenneth?" and U2's "Zoo Station".

"You are exempt from flood protection, aren't you fearsome."

RT @MrAlanCooper: The 4 stages of life: 1.You believe in Santa Claus 2.You don't believe in Santa Claus 3.You are Santa Clause 4.You look l…

RT @obra: Oh hey, my Github page loads are pulling data from @fastly - no wonder it's so fast!

metrics nerds: pystatsd release 0.1.10 https://t.co/kewMtd2g8m

Why do I have "Jet City Woman" running through my head as "Blog City Woman #queensryche